You Might Be a ROUSH Owner If…

 

There are a lot of signs that you might be the owner of a ROUSH® Mustang. Among them:

1. You won’t drive your car in the rain

2. Your “Significant Other” is afraid to drive your car

3. You spend more on tires than food

4. You look inside a police car and see a photo of your car taped to the dash

5. You toss your underwear in the garbage instead of the laundry basket

 

 

6. You get pulled over for doing 75 in a 35 zone but the cops will let you go “if they can look under the hood.”

7. Your exhaust sets off car alarms in the parking structure

8. You spend more time at a gas station explaining about the car than filling up the tank

9. You no longer care that people call it a “ROOSH” or “RUSH”

10. Sundays are spent watching Jack’s NASCAR teams and thinking “I could do better than them if he just would give me a tryout.”

11. You celebrate a Roush Fenway Racing victory with donuts in the cul-de-sac

12. You’ll drive hundreds of miles to get a Jack Roush autograph, but won’t go across town to have dinner with the in-laws.

13. The home page on your computer is set to ROUSHperformance.com

Dog377x214 14. The dog won’t go for rides in the car anymore

15. There is no way to sneak out of your neighborhood at 6 a.m.

16. Your pets scramble for a hiding spot as soon as the garage door opens

17. Your face looks like the astronauts riding a NASA centrifuge when you hit the accelerator

18. You carry a photo of your ROUSH in your wallet

19. Vacations are planned around car shows and the ROUSH Round-Up

Got more? Add them to the list by commenting below.

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19 Responses to You Might Be a ROUSH Owner If…

  1. Tim M. says:

    Your wife claims you pet the car more than her.

  2. Tim M. says:

    The UPS driver rings the door bell and runs after dropping off a box from Roush because it makes him uncomfortable when you hug him.

  3. Mrs. Supersnake says:

    You have an automatic withdrawal setup for the Highway Patrol

  4. Jerry says:

    When it’s more important to wash and polish car then go to your daughters birthday party.

  5. Jerry says:

    When the wallpaper on your cell phone is your Roush and not your kids.

  6. Jason says:

    You might be a Roush Owner if you visit FNSWEET.COM on a daily basis!

  7. dave grathwohl says:

    when someone says..”you don’t know JACK.” you reply, “yes I do, I have his sig on my dash and tool box.”

  8. dave grathwohl says:

    The “Cat in the Hat” isn’t a Dr. Seusse character.

  9. Deb says:

    You look back in admiration every time you walk away from your car.

  10. CPonyGo says:

    …Your son can’t wait for you to “croak” so he can have the cars!

  11. 1Bad06Roush says:

    The sound of whining in your ears is no longer annoying!!

  12. Dan says:

    You’re up at 11pm looking at reasons why you might be a Roush owner if…

  13. RoushNut says:

    Your 2 year old grandson knows you as papa-roush

  14. RoushNut says:

    When people ask you, where’s your Nitemare, there not asking about your wife!

  15. RoushNut says:

    Your local sheriff’s dept intradoses you to there chopper pilot and explained how fast there radios are.

  16. Deb says:

    You take your 6 year old neice to a car show and when asked what kind of car she wants, she replies without a beat “A Mustang Roush 3″

  17. Alex Samarin says:

    If you only have photos of your roush in myspace or similar pages

  18. MaBarker says:

    You are a member of the Roush Owners and Enthusiasts Association and skip PTA meetings to join their forum http://www.goroush.com

  19. MaBarker says:

    If the motto for you and your Roush is “I know what I have, I know what it will do, and I don’t have to prove it to you.”

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