There are a lot of signs that you might be the owner of a ROUSH® Mustang. Among them:
1. You won’t drive your car in the rain
2. Your "Significant Other" is afraid to drive your car
3. You spend more on tires than food
4. You look inside a police car and see a photo of your car taped to the dash
5. You toss your underwear in the garbage instead of the laundry basket
6. You get pulled over for doing 75 in a 35 zone but the cops will let you go "if they can look under the hood."
7. Your exhaust sets off car alarms in the parking structure
8. You spend more time at a gas station explaining about the car than filling up the tank
9. You no longer care that people call it a "ROOSH" or "RUSH"
10. Sundays are spent watching Jack’s NASCAR teams and thinking "I could do better than them if he just would give me a tryout."
11. You celebrate a Roush Fenway Racing victory with donuts in the cul-de-sac
12. You’ll drive hundreds of miles to get a Jack Roush autograph, but won’t go across town to have dinner with the in-laws.
13. The home page on your computer is set to ROUSHperformance.com
14. The dog won’t go for rides in the car anymore
15. There is no way to sneak out of your neighborhood at 6 a.m.
16. Your pets scramble for a hiding spot as soon as the garage door opens
17. Your face looks like the astronauts riding a NASA centrifuge when you hit the accelerator
18. You carry a photo of your ROUSH in your wallet
19. Vacations are planned around car shows and the ROUSH Round-Up
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If the motto for you and your Roush is "I know what I have, I know what it will do, and I don't have to prove it to you."
You are a member of the Roush Owners and Enthusiasts Association and skip PTA meetings to join their forum www.goroush.com
If you only have photos of your roush in myspace or similar pages
You take your 6 year old neice to a car show and when asked what kind of car she wants, she replies without a beat "A Mustang Roush 3"
Your local sheriff’s dept intradoses you to there chopper pilot and explained how fast there radios are.
When people ask you, where's your Nitemare, there not asking about your wife!
Your 2 year old grandson knows you as papa-roush
You're up at 11pm looking at reasons why you might be a Roush owner if...
The sound of whining in your ears is no longer annoying!!
...Your son can't wait for you to "croak" so he can have the cars!
You look back in admiration every time you walk away from your car.
The "Cat in the Hat" isn't a Dr. Seusse character.
when someone says.."you don't know JACK." you reply, "yes I do, I have his sig on my dash and tool box."
You might be a Roush Owner if you visit FNSWEET.COM on a daily basis!
When the wallpaper on your cell phone is your Roush and not your kids.
When it's more important to wash and polish car then go to your daughters birthday party.
You have an automatic withdrawal setup for the Highway Patrol
The UPS driver rings the door bell and runs after dropping off a box from Roush because it makes him uncomfortable when you hug him.
Your wife claims you pet the car more than her.